HeinrichVonBool: I'm sitting here with a flask full of Oban Scotch that I got from a nebulously gay Armenian liquor store owner at barely over half the price, I've had an hour's worth of sleep and I'm out of cigarettes. I'm not wearing any fucking underwear - and some jerkoff at my job calls me and tells me I have to come in and pull a double-shift because that little Philipino cockmunch falsified my time sheet.
HeinrichVonBool: I'm buying a gun.
TheBiggestMook: fuck. why don't you just buy a ticket out of there.
HeinrichVonBool: Because I can get Scotch from a nebulously gay Armenian guy for half price and you can't even afford comic books.
TheBiggestMook: fucker.
HeinrichVonBool: Wow. I was just reaching for a cookie and you completely ignored me. Goes to show you that spontaniety is the most important factor.
TheBiggestMook: hehe, it was good, but it belittled my plight. so fuck you and your cookie
HeinrichVonBool: I'm going to cookie the whole thing myself then
HeinrichVonBool: Yay for narcissism
TheBiggestMook: hehe.

Sometimes, you just wonder.